[BenLurkin]

No need to look.

[Sarcazmo]

“feigned surprise” and said: “On suspicion of what?... What, has someone died?”

Hahahahahh.....

[Jonny7797]

“She was taken to a custody suite and was described as “oddly calm and jovial”. A urine sample was taken and substances including alcohol, bromazolam, etizolam, amphetamine, MDMA, and THC were detected.”

In other words, she was loaded. Wow, that is quite a cocktail of drugs. These people are a freaking mess.

[Dr. Sivana]

Upper-right-hand corner of the hot/crazy index.

[Billthedrill]

A urine sample was taken and substances including alcohol, bromazolam, etizolam, amphetamine, MDMA, and THC were detected. More than 600 tablets containing MDMA and bromazolam were found in her possession.

They walk among us.

[Secret Agent Man]

I don’t believe her.

[LeoTDB69]

Woman Allegedly Plunged Knife Into Man’s Chest Then Left Voicemail Saying: ‘I’ve Murdered Someone’

All the makings of a Monty Python skit

Woman: I’ve murdered someone
Man’s voice: I’m not dead yet
*stab* *stab*

[southernindymom]

A guy near where I live shot a guy in the head because he said he felt like killing someone. Just walked up and shot him, pushed his body in the creek. This world has passed go and gone to hell.

[AlaskaErik]

Quite the little hottie.

[JennysCool]

The reporting at WalesOnline is excellent. Phillip Dewey is quite an actual journalist, which is an incredibly rare species over here.