But they never seem to get exclamation points or question marks. Nobody seems to get semicolons.
I’m just happy they have tampon dispensers in the men’s room now. If I ever need one, I know they will be there. This gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.
I knew a guy with a semicolon. He had to wear a bag.
(Kurt) “Vonnegut is also the guy who once compared semicolons to transvestite hermaphrodites in what has to be the best quote related to punctuation in the history of quotes related to punctuation. “Here is a lesson in creative writing,” Vonnegut said. “First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” https://litreactor.com/columns/foonotes-kurt-vonnegut-and-the-semicolon