"He knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire."
Posted on 09/20/2022 2:15:11 PM PDT by algore
Putin should have nuked the Queen's funeral while world leaders were all in one place, one of the Kremlin's most-prominent propagandists has declared.
Olga Skabeyeva, dubbed Putin's 'Iron Doll', made the ghoulish suggestion last night - just hours after Her Majesty's body was laid to rest at the end of 11 days of mourning.
The 37-year-old - who is married to a Russian politician - was speaking with guests about when and where her country could use its nukes when she said: 'We should have done it today, all the best people are [in Britain] for the funeral.'
With a wry grin she then added: 'God forgive me.'
Skabeyeva made the remark in response to guest Andrey Gurulev, a retired general and current MP, who dismissed claims Russia would strike Ukraine.
'We still have to live over there in Ukraine,' he said. 'We have plenty of targets. Ramstein [airbase in Germany] is a good fat one, but it could wait.
'Why would we bomb Ukraine or Germany when there is Britain - the root of evil?'
The UK could be 'bled white' and turned into a 'Martian wasteland' with just a small number of Russian strikes, he said, after which NATO would 'back off'.
'When Britain is turned into a Martian wasteland, what will NATO's Article 5 [defending collective security] be about,' he said.
'Defending the Martian wasteland? There will be nothing left there. An unshakable island - it will be shakable.'
Gurulev's remarks come as Russia's propagandists try to make sense of their country's latest battlefield humiliation after their troops were routed near Kharkiv
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Biden was there, right? Asking for a friend.
What’s sarcastic about this?
Maybe Russia should just get the hell out of Ukraine.
You know what would be really funny?
It would be really funny if somebody were to visit Olga Skabeyeva in the middle of the night, and slashed her and her husbands throats... That would be hilarious.
“It is a shame people cannot recognize humor or sarcasm anymore.”
Well, there is humor, and there is sarcasm; and then there is stupidity.
She is on bloodthirsty b*tch!
Works for me! And payback would be a beyotch, and “It’s a good thing!”
Yes.
The American leadership was totally safe.
wait, there was sarcasm?
No worse than NBC.
I propose that Russia’s military success in Ukraine is inversely proportional to the frequency of veiled (or unveiled) nuclear threats being spouted by her supporters.
It’s a similar phenomenon to observing that the price of a middle aged man’s sports car is inversely proportional to the size of his “manhood”. In both cases they are compensating for the lack of one with the appearance of the other.
“The bombing begins in five minutes.”
“Biden was there, right? Asking for a friend.”
Apparently he was. They stuck him in the middle rows. Guess they didn’t want to hear him fill his drawers (or smell him) while services were occurring.
Not humorous.
But at times some people on chat sites including this site will say crazy things. In groups of people there will always be a few that are “out there”.
"He knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire."
>You know what would be really funny?
>It would be really funny if somebody were to visit Olga >Skabeyeva in the middle of the night, and slashed her and >her husbands throats... That would be hilarious.
You mean the Oligarch treatment, accidentally falling out of a 12th story window, or falling off a yacht in the middle of the night. $hit happens
and Russia would have ceased to exist less than an hour later.
why are morons like this given a mic?
Nah, the WEF meeting in Davos a couple of months back would’ve been better.
From a Trussian news commentator. ???
They are not noted for either
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