[algore]

Dear Abby, I was snooping in my husbands car and found box of lingerie

I confronted him after I did not get it for my birthday

He said he was gender fluid and he secretly wanted to be a lesbian who was in a gay marriage to me and the lingerie was for him.

I asked him to put it on for me, but he said it did not fit and so he donated it.

Should I tell him about my girlfriend?

[Larry Lucido]

And then there is George Costanza, who couldn't get his girlfriend to break up with him even after arranging for her to bump into his "other woman."