It continues that “putting your testicles inside your body … is not for everyone,” before offering instructions on how to do it by guiding the testicles “into the inguinal canals. This can feel strange at first, possibly even uncomfortable. You should not feel faint or nauseated or have extreme pain. If you do, take a break and try again later.”
And undescemded testicles are known to lead to cancer IIRC.
I had my double hernia repaired, and these people are trying to create it?!