It’s Seattle, Jim!!
Well Scottie, the only solution is to nuke it from space so that it won’t happen again!!
Sulu. Load the Photon torpedoes. Full speed ahead!
Seattle used to be a great place.
Scotty lived in Woodinville, 20 miles east of seattle
The professor from Gilligans island lived on an island 20 miles west
Boeing was not a McD Company,
Costco had combo pizzas
Precision electronic measurements were not a Fluke
Nordstrom had Nordy balloons for the kids
Starbucks had free a gumball machine
Even Bill Nye and the Gates guy were kinda rational