That’s where I get up and say, “Well I hope you two will be very happy and he can pay for your check.”
That's when I excuse myself to go to the restroom, pay the bartender to send her two more shots and say they are from two more different admirers, then I leave.
12 posted on 01/13/2022 11:59:46 AM PST by 1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)