You winz the internet for today!
But in all seriousness, who would expect a death by shepherd's pie. We should all be grateful for each and every day.
This isn’t the nice shepherd’s pie you make at home with wholesome ingredients from Safeway or Trader Joe’s. This offal from some rural british slaughterhouse mixed with god-knows-what and (under) baked into a crust. So basically food poisoning pie.