that’s nothing man. i’ve licked the backs of toads in the high deserts of mexico and licked the backs of frogs in the Amazon rain forests. Not for any psychedelic high. It was just the best way to scrape the Cheetos dust off my tongue..
Lol
Literally
Woke up the dog and my rib
u 2 are a hoot
I hope you got the toads consent first. #metoo dude.
Off-topic life hack pro tip: eat Cheetos with chopsticks, avoid orange fingers.
You’ll still have to find your own toads to lick to get the dust off your tongue . . .
“Hey Beavis, if this toad lickin’ thing works, we won’t even need the leading subscription cold remedy.