F^&(&r
Vendome’s version of a just and proper punishment:
I would chain his hands and legs, then pull him up four flights of metal fire escape stairs, feet first.
Then I would kicked him in the family jewels just enough to cause a stomach ache every 15 minutes for 8 hours.
After that I would push him out a window letting him fall four stories into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls high and 5 rolls wide.
He could lay in the pile of razor wire for two days in the desert sun and then I would release a flock of crows and 1 gallon of scarabs right next to him.
But that’s just me.
Mine would be to make him stand stock still in the hot, humid Florida sun all day. No food, no water. If he so much as shifts a foot or moves a muscle, beat the crap out of him. Hit him around the knees and ankles.
Don’t let me stop you.
It’s Florida, cut him and drag him behind a boat as shark bait until shark food.
That’ll do. But why let him off so easy? ;)
Late entry: you forgot wasps and fire ants.
You’re getting mellow in your old age.