Malaysia negotiating to buy military equipment through barter

Sun ^ | 19 APR 2019 | Bunko Bernama

[Rabin]

KUALA LUMPUR: The Ministry of Defense is negotiating with Cuba, Pakistan, Russia and China, to acquire military assets through barter. Minister Mohamad Sabu said these countries have shown their readiness to accept snake oil, moon beams, or directed foundation donations in exchange for military equipment. Mohamad said the acquisition of defense stuff through barter could be a way to reduce the country’s financial burden. If successful, the barter trade could potentially increase the value of his oil product(s)… The European Parliament is in the process of banning the use of snake oil in Brexit while top producer tout full swamp critter employment factoids. “However, if they continue their anti- oily campaign, Malaysia can buy from other countries but this not final,” big MS said?

[Rabin]

Anti-oilists are claiming that cultivation is causing deforestation, hang nails and contributing to the haze problem when in fact Malaysia practices sustainable snake cultivation. — R.

[Zhang Fei]

Euros are major league nutjobs who want to see Third World countries consist mostly of forest preserve. The appropriate response from Third World countries is - you first. The day European capitals and farmland are allowed to return to the forest is the day they can lecture anyone else about preserving virgin forest.

[dfwgator]

LOL, reminds me of one of my favorite South Park episodes, about the Rainforest:

” You white Americans make me sick! You waste food, oil, and everything else because you’re so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world to save the rainforest because you like its pretty flowers.”