Posted on 12/20/2017 2:19:13 PM PST by x1stcav
Women are complicated because they have: A) a layer of logic, B) laid across that a mood, and C) on top of that an ever-fluctuating stream of emotion. If men are like checkers, then women are like chess -- except the pieces are all kittens hopped up on catnip with broken glass taped to their paws.
I'm puzzled listening to my female friends tell me they don't understand men. This is like a rocket scientist telling you she can't figure out how a flush toilet works. Men are fairly simple; so how can we be so confusing to such comparatively complex creatures? How can women not already know these things?
1) Sleep with him too soon.
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Do they plan it or just act out of instinct?
Judging from the ratio of positive replies to yours I’d say you’re better off avoiding any posts from me in the future.
My posts are posting-pest free threads. Please respect their status.
And by the time you figure out the panel isn't even plugged in to power.....It's too late. ;-)
I suggest you accept my criticism and go on with your life. Many of us hate click bait and it’s sad that PJMedia is now doing it.
Clearly, I don’t run the world and you can do what you want, but you can’t do it free of comment by those of us who dislike the format.
Post the whole article and allow us to read and react to it here rather than reading seven pages of ads.
Have a good day, FRiend.
>I suggest you accept my criticism<
Sure thing, FRiend.
Just avoid clicking on my posts in the future and save yourself aggravation.
Ok. I am saddened that I cannot read what you post without being accosted by click bait. Thanks for the warning.
A little Boy Baby and little Girl Baby are sitting on the floor.
The little Boy Baby pulls open his Diaper, looks down and says to the little Girl Baby, you don’t have one of these.
The little Girl Baby pulls open her Diaper, looks down and says to the little Boy Baby, with one of these I can get a hundred of those.
Not a profane word, but it got pulled by the Mods the last time I posted it. Lots of fainting couches around these parts so somebody hit the Abuse button I guess.
There are certainly some sanctimonious and self-righteous bastards around here.
Good joke.
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“Do they plan it or just act out of instinct?”
I hate to admit it but I think women are wired to make bad decisions.
Can’t even begin to list my regrets.
When Paul Newman took up racing in 1963, Joanna Woodward bought him a Rolex Cosmograph he could wear while racing.
On the back she engraved, “Drive Carefully”
Talk about a women who understood men. They had a great marriage.
“” “2. Avoid single Moms with kids under 15..good rule of thumb
3. Avoid women who constantly bad mouth their ex or exes
4. Avoid women who use sex as barter, find a woman who loves sex on your terms.
5. Avoid women with money problems and spending problems”””
That usually comes all in one piece:)
You forgot sleep
Yep, me too. What about the empty box?
Do tell
God I hate these BLEEPING slideshow articles where you have to click on something at the bottom of each page. I now have 5 urls for this article. What are the 7? I’m not flipping thru each one.
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