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To: Newbomb Turk
All my life I laid my manly head upon a down pillow. I liked 'em cause I could shape them any which way I want and make it conform to the contours of my cranium.

I could never stand to use a non down pillow. Just no shapin' the damn things.

One day, I overdosed on My Pillow commercials and the hypnotic effect finally overcame my brain. I ordered two that very minute.

It didn't help that my down pillows were disgustingly drool yellowed. Can't wash the damn things.

Long story short. My Pillows are the finest pillows man ever invented. They absorb my head like no pillow ever has. Down pillows can kiss my ass.

There. That is my My Pillow testimonial.

209 posted on 11/15/2017 1:48:50 AM PST by bagster (Mama tried to raise me better.)
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To: bagster

Did you get the medium or firm?


219 posted on 11/15/2017 7:13:42 AM PST by petercooper ("Democrats are on a collusion course with destiny in 2018." -- Bill Mitchell 5/26/17)
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