Haha. Yes, I know the story.
I was messing with you by even asking the question. It was a subtle jab at your self professed expertise on sentence structure and whatnot. I bet the audience got it, but you took it at face value.
Again, sense of humor.
Maybe study up on them if you haven't already and use some of their rhetoric to make yourself better understood by us troglodytes?
Most guys here should agree with Hoff-Summers and/or Paglia. At least the thinking ones.