The fact is, that you couldn't manage to find a woman to marry, whom you could stay married to. That's your problem and failure.
Go change what you're wearing and wash your hands with soap and hot water; you must be covered in in bodily fluids from your one handed typing.
I apologize. I thought it was understood we were discussing your fellow sophisticate, the marvelous miss marblestain, or whatever her name is.
I meant "you" as in the Spanish "ustedes" or the southern/negro dialect usage "ya'll".
I didn't think English was so hard for you.
What is this one handed typing you keep referring to?
Do you possibly think I would interrupt my valuable fapping time conversing with the likes of you? You are a boner killer and that would defeat the entire purpose, don't you think?