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1 posted on 12/09/2016 3:19:30 PM PST by nickcarraway
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masturbation occurred to me. It’s been my preferred source of quick-fix brain chemicals since the age of 12 because, at the very least, it forces you to think about something you enjoy for a solid five minutes — even if that thing is just, like, getting railed by Joe Manganiello inside your own mind. I peered down at the $200 impulse-purchase vibrator in the top drawer of my bedside table and felt nothing.

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She wasn’t attracted by her vibrator? I cannot begin to address this woman’s combination of TMI and sheer drama.


88 posted on 12/09/2016 4:05:56 PM PST by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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That’s weird, because every time I saw Obama give a speech, I had the urge to go take a dump. Not sure why that was. Maybe I should go write a story about it.


90 posted on 12/09/2016 4:13:07 PM PST by TruthBeforeAll
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Watching these snowflakes freak out is getting to be one of my funniest pastimes.


92 posted on 12/09/2016 4:18:02 PM PST by colorado tanker
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But if her libido were kicking a fetus would have been a casualty.. Over and over, I’m sure.


93 posted on 12/09/2016 4:18:44 PM PST by JerseyDvl (PRESIDENT TRUMP trumps hate and racism! Put some ice on it Hitlery ;-)
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In short, this perfectly describes what happened to the Left when the MSM drove to a frenzy the support for Hillary Clinton and when Hillary lost, the psychological crash proved to be way too much for way too many people, especially those in the Millenial and Generation Y generations. I really wonder did the services of psychologists and psychiatrists and the use of prescription antidepressants go through the roof....
94 posted on 12/09/2016 4:19:48 PM PST by RayChuang88 (FairTax: America's economic cure)
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Gotta think, “My libido, a mosquito ...”

That didn’t work out too well, either.


96 posted on 12/09/2016 4:38:18 PM PST by dr_lew (I)
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Sex is also, thank god, something I can make personally and totally sure a Trump presidency doesn’t take away from me. He already tried his best and failed.

What level of delusion does it require to believe that Trump has tried and failed to prevent her from having sex? This reminds me about shows I've seen describing obsessive stalkers that are like that. They become obsessed with a famous woman--for example, a TV journalist--and imagine the object of their obsession is sending them messages, talking to them, etc. The reality is that the victim of the stalker has no idea the stalker even exists. Just like this woman--Trump doesn't know she exists, and certainly is not trying to control her sex life.

97 posted on 12/09/2016 4:39:57 PM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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I wonder if Obama’s mother were alive if she would have lost your libido and stopped banging every man in sight who was a Marxist


100 posted on 12/09/2016 4:48:07 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Repeal & replace Obamacare, tax reform, fix infrastructure, fixin military, Israel, kill enemies)
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I really despise these kinds of people — these middle-aged, angry, bitter, uber-lib women who for some reason feel the need to be as crass as a frat dude. And dotice the tone of bitterness towards men from most of the women quoted in the article? Even as they use men for sexual gratification, they harbor an animosity towards them.


102 posted on 12/09/2016 4:58:13 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Flag burners can go screw -- I'm mighty PROUD of that ragged old flag)
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Speak for yourself pajamaboys and pajamagirls


103 posted on 12/09/2016 4:58:29 PM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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Pics of the author or I won’t be able to enjoy the full humor of this.


104 posted on 12/09/2016 5:13:33 PM PST by TigersEye (Congratulations, President Donald J. Trump! - Let's MAGA!!!)
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What if all “progressives” were to pledge abstinence for the duration of the Trump/Pence era, at least....

What a blessing to the world!


105 posted on 12/09/2016 5:29:35 PM PST by Enchante (Hoping the Clintonistas are gone from our public life forever!!)
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“I’ve had sex once since the election,” said Lauren, 33. “But I kicked the guy out immediately. I just … can’t right now. “

Yay ! Classy !


106 posted on 12/09/2016 5:57:28 PM PST by Celerity
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Yep, completely out of their skulls.


107 posted on 12/09/2016 6:08:52 PM PST by SirLurkedalot (10/10/51-7/7/16 RIP Dad, I'll be missing you until I cross over to Eternity)
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What??!!! This is funny shit!!!!

She's probably lying to boot.

110 posted on 12/09/2016 6:55:17 PM PST by Cboldt
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My Libido: The First Casualty of Trump’s Election

Trump has done more good for the country than anyone could have imagined.
111 posted on 12/09/2016 6:59:50 PM PST by adorno (w)
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In their felt need to dethrone God, Libs reduce fetuses to nothing more than insensate blobs of fleshy goo, and themselves as slightly more complex versions of the same. Thus the sexual impulse is elevated to the sublime. The “Big O” is all anyone of any intelligence should ever aspire to. And we are the troglodytes?


118 posted on 12/09/2016 11:34:48 PM PST by WKTimpco
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If your libido is based upon who is President...that says a lot more about you (the author) and less about Trump.


119 posted on 12/09/2016 11:37:57 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Mrs. Deplorable lidibo is better after Trump won, but really, if liberals can’t have sex because of Trump, that meant they can’t have any abortions or give birth to liberal kids. :-)


120 posted on 12/10/2016 4:56:10 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
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It always boils down to sex for libtards.


122 posted on 12/10/2016 5:26:41 AM PST by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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