[nickcarraway]

Crazy.

[Chickensoup]

masturbation occurred to me. It’s been my preferred source of quick-fix brain chemicals since the age of 12 because, at the very least, it forces you to think about something you enjoy for a solid five minutes — even if that thing is just, like, getting railed by Joe Manganiello inside your own mind. I peered down at the $200 impulse-purchase vibrator in the top drawer of my bedside table and felt nothing.

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She wasn’t attracted by her vibrator? I cannot begin to address this woman’s combination of TMI and sheer drama.

[TruthBeforeAll]

That’s weird, because every time I saw Obama give a speech, I had the urge to go take a dump. Not sure why that was. Maybe I should go write a story about it.

[colorado tanker]

Watching these snowflakes freak out is getting to be one of my funniest pastimes.

[JerseyDvl]

But if her libido were kicking a fetus would have been a casualty.. Over and over, I’m sure.

[RayChuang88]

In short, this perfectly describes what happened to the Left when the MSM drove to a frenzy the support for Hillary Clinton and when Hillary lost, the psychological crash proved to be way too much for way too many people, especially those in the Millenial and Generation Y generations. I really wonder did the services of psychologists and psychiatrists and the use of prescription antidepressants go through the roof....

[dr_lew]

Gotta think, “My libido, a mosquito ...”

That didn’t work out too well, either.

[exDemMom]

Sex is also, thank god, something I can make personally and totally sure a Trump presidency doesn’t take away from me. He already tried his best and failed.

What level of delusion does it require to believe that Trump has tried and failed to prevent her from having sex? This reminds me about shows I've seen describing obsessive stalkers that are like that. They become obsessed with a famous woman--for example, a TV journalist--and imagine the object of their obsession is sending them messages, talking to them, etc. The reality is that the victim of the stalker has no idea the stalker even exists. Just like this woman--Trump doesn't know she exists, and certainly is not trying to control her sex life.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I wonder if Obama’s mother were alive if she would have lost your libido and stopped banging every man in sight who was a Marxist

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

I really despise these kinds of people — these middle-aged, angry, bitter, uber-lib women who for some reason feel the need to be as crass as a frat dude. And dotice the tone of bitterness towards men from most of the women quoted in the article? Even as they use men for sexual gratification, they harbor an animosity towards them.

[Organic Panic]

Speak for yourself pajamaboys and pajamagirls

[TigersEye]

Pics of the author or I won’t be able to enjoy the full humor of this.

[Enchante]

What if all “progressives” were to pledge abstinence for the duration of the Trump/Pence era, at least....

What a blessing to the world!

[Celerity]

“I’ve had sex once since the election,” said Lauren, 33. “But I kicked the guy out immediately. I just … can’t right now. “

Yay ! Classy !

[SirLurkedalot]

Yep, completely out of their skulls.

[Cboldt]

What??!!! This is funny shit!!!!

She's probably lying to boot.

[adorno]

My Libido: The First Casualty of Trump’s Election

Trump has done more good for the country than anyone could have imagined.

[WKTimpco]

In their felt need to dethrone God, Libs reduce fetuses to nothing more than insensate blobs of fleshy goo, and themselves as slightly more complex versions of the same. Thus the sexual impulse is elevated to the sublime. The “Big O” is all anyone of any intelligence should ever aspire to. And we are the troglodytes?

[BookmanTheJanitor]

If your libido is based upon who is President...that says a lot more about you (the author) and less about Trump.

[Deplorable American1776]

Mrs. Deplorable lidibo is better after Trump won, but really, if liberals can’t have sex because of Trump, that meant they can’t have any abortions or give birth to liberal kids. :-)

[hattend]

It always boils down to sex for libtards.