[DiogenesLamp]

The funny part is that you are laboring under the misapprehension that the North started the War. It was the South that began the fighting!

In the manner that a bullied kid eventually gets tired of playing "Keep Away" with a bully, and ends up punching him.

To say the taunted kid "started it" is as childish as it is dishonest.

[HandyDandy]

Yeah, sure, ok, whatever. You're getting a little better with your arts and crafts skills, too.

Tell me if I've got this right:

Lincoln = Obama the Fruitcake

Lincoln = King George the III

Is it then safe to come to the conclusion that you are trying to say that:

Obama the Fruitcake = King George the III?