Ronco ran adverts on the BBC?
The Ronco Purge-O-Matic: thousands and thousands of completely harmless, non-classified e-mails deleted in just seconds.
Why, it’s so easy even if you can’t operate a fax machine you can slice-and-dice your e-mail.
But wait ... there’s more! If you act now we will send, completely free of charge, the Popeil Pocket Vibrator.
Yes, you heard that right ladies!
Tense and uptight over the possibility of federal prison? Morally bankrupt? Low credit, slow credit, NO credit? No problem! For just a few hundred thousand dollars, just a speech or two before low info eggheads you can...