Police Investigate Cocaine Found in Wrapped Granola Bar

NBC DFW ^ | Thursday, May 7, 2015

[nickcarraway]

San Antonio police are investigating how a small packet of cocaine ended up in a wrapped Nature Valley granola bar.

Cynthia Rodriguez of San Antonio told police on March 18 that the bag fell from inside the wrapped bar she was eating. Police are examining the cocaine, the wrapper and the original box of granola bars.

[Colofornian]

Uh, crack(er) jax has sure come a long way, hasn’t it?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Hey, police. A hint - someone, aka the dealer, put it in the wrapper. This part of the case solved at no cost to the taxpayer thanks to me.

Now do your real work and find the distributer. Check for fingerprints on BOTH sides of the wrapping paper. (I learned this long before CSI appeared on TV).

[familyop]

Unless the wrapper was opened by someone other than Rodriguez, it probably happened in the General Mills plant. It’s very doubtful that she would have reported it otherwise.