Hilarious! Shrink the field, block the sides so the ball stays in play, and watch scoring and some enthusiasm rise.
Until then, yawn....
And I played soccer, and enjoyed playing, but not watching.
I always thought that as well, more fun to play than watch. Although there was one place where I went to watch my nephew, it was indoor and it had plexiglass walls surrounding the turf. That was fun!
I gotta better suggestion: impliment an immovable off-side line like they have in hockey - none of this moving line with the last defenseman crap that slows the game and inhibits the scoring - and watch how much more exciting the game becomes. I’ve played this way and its awesome.
“...Shrink the field, block the sides...”
In other words, indoor soccer. They have that, you know.