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Sex-mad rodent Randy escapes male-only enclosure and gets 100 females pregnant
Metro [UK] ^
| 6 Jun 2014
Posted on 06/09/2014 8:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A highly-sexed guinea pig broke out of its animal sanctuary enclosure and had sex with 100 females, park officials say.
The rodent, nicknamed Randy by staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, is now set to father around 400 babies after getting nearly all of them pregnant.
Manager Richard Craddock said Randy looked like he ‘had a very good time’ after staff spotted the exhausted animal snoozing on a pile of straw.
‘We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females,’ he explained.
‘We don’t know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.’
Mr Craddock added: ‘He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he’s got a lot of bragging to do.
‘He must have been quite a busy boy to get round that many girls.’
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
You are the wind beneath my wings.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:21:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Randy has an appropriate name.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:24:06 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
Randy is a family type of guy
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:24:27 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:24:51 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Slings and Arrows
The rodent, nicknamed Randy.... Yeah....we get it. However, now that he's got so many on the way, Shawn Kemp fits, too.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:25:25 PM PDT
by
edpc
(Wilby 2016)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
To: Slings and Arrows
Wow, shoulda’ just called him Leon.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:26:30 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(You ever notice that liberalism really just amounts to anti-morality?)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:28:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: cripplecreek
Back when the girls had hamsters as pets, the males were always escape artists. We always found them - alive - sometimes it took a few days.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:28:35 PM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
(No Mo (zilla). I'm going to the Opera instead.)
To: Slings and Arrows
This strikes me as a Laz kind of thread.
To: GeronL
Peter Griffin, eat your heart out.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:28:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:29:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
DINNER for the predator birds.
To: cloudmountain
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:29:45 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: madmominct; Lazamataz
I think we found Laz’s spirit animal.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:30:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Has a long way to catch up with Wilt Chamberlain’s record with women.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
^5 Randy!!!
Just giving credit where credit is due.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:32:25 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well at least he just got the females pregnant.
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posted on
06/09/2014 8:32:59 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
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