You learn something every day here, I didn’t know squirrels eat tomatoes!
The story actually begins about fifty years ago, when Barack Obama Senior, uh, went to Hawaii, as a, as a, a student and met Sally Ann Dunham, and shortly after that conceived Barack. A few years later, they divorced and, uh, he met my mother (pauses, utters whi) Ruth Baker, when she was at Harvard Universi, uh, uh, at Harvard. And, uh, shortly after that they went back to Kenya, uh, where I was conceived. Were both, uh, we both have white mother, uh, white American mothers; were both Americans; uh, were both multi-r, uh, mixed race; uh, we also went to, uh, were also born just a few years apart; and we have a lot of similarities and also a lot of differences.
I left out Jimmi Hendrix although he didn't die until September 1970; it was just too wild.