I have a good friend from Bawston with an accent you could cut with a knife, who married a lady from Alabaaama with a Suthuhn accent reeking of magnolias. I know the secret of their relationship - neither can understand a single word the other one says. ;-)
I too though they would have done better than third.
Living in Texas I remember visiting Florida a few times. The culture really hits you there at the airport, because you expect people to be similar to Texans. But they’re not. They’re rude and vulgar. Then you listen a bit closer and realize that they’re from the Northeast, and just flew in, or are flying out.
Trash mouth= trash brain.