Amsterdam prostitute twins retire at 70 after 50 years and 355,000 men

Metro [UK] ^ | Thursday 14 Mar 2013 | Aidan Radnedge

[Slings and Arrows]

You know the punchline to the old joke:

“Which one gave you the quarter?”

“All of them!”

[Slings and Arrows]

It does take “sloppy seconds” to an entirely new level.

[Slings and Arrows]

Better rent a winch.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Madonna would call them lazy quitters. I heard her last baby walked out of her standing up.

Reminds me of the old joke. A girl walks into a bank with a gigantic bag of nickles dimes and quarters. The bank manager tells her “that's pretty impressive. Did you hoard all of that yourself? She replied. “ No. My sister whored half of it.”

[Bullish]

But the twins are confident their income from film rights will keep them solvent in the years of retirement ahead.

Ummm.... Aren't those actually "film wrongs"?

[TChad]

By comparison, Wilt Chamberlain was practically a virgin.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

They plan to spend their retirement draining, just like the “Sex And The City” girls.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snicker* I’m going to remember those, especially since I think we’ve found the source of the second one.

[mowowie]

That’s pretty funny
I was sleepy 5 mins ago lol

[Slings and Arrows]

[nickcarraway]

All I know is the .72 guy wants his money back.

[mowowie]

I always wanted a pair of hot twins.
too bad these two retired.....damn

[Daffynition]

[Slings and Arrows]

He’s not half the man he used to be.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m waiting for Laz’s verdict.

[Daffynition]

LOL....the lighting is so alluring...I’m sure he’ll be swayed.

[Hide the baseball bats!]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs?

A: A night crawler.
A: Half off.

[Smokin' Joe]

Consuelo? (figure it out, already.)

[SeminoleCounty]

Their last name is quite fitting....

[Daffynition]

HAHA! There are no words.