1958 — while Stanley Ann works as an au pair in Chicago, CIA/MI6 agents Stanley Armour and Madelyn Payne Dunham are in Lebanon. They attend a meeting of the free-love cult Aetherius Society with Valerie Sarruuf, Malcolm X and others.
1959 — Bari Shabazz is born in Connecticut.
1960 - Stanley Ann Dunham impregnated by Frank Marshall Davis.
1961 - Anna Toughounti impregnated by Barak Obama Sr.
1961 - Barry Davis born in British Columbia.
1962 - Roman Obama born in Kenya.
1959-1966(?) - Communist Party members LeForge run a red-diaper nursery on Kalaianole Ave in Hawaii. Barry, Roman, and Bari all play together, and the parents stop by and grab one at random to raise in their preferred identity for the time being.
Well, when you lay it all out like that, one thing becomes very clear! Just look at the documentary evidence in support of these claims! Oh, wait...