I have no idea who Les Payne is, but he sounds nuts.
aka Less Pain
Formerly of Newsday, Payne began writing his column in 1981. The former Associate Editor was responsible for national/foreign and health & science news at the paper; he also served as the papers New York Editor.As a recovering Long Islander, I stipulate that the name Les Payne constitutes a barf alert for any knowledgable reader.http://www.newsday.com/columnists/les-payne
On the substance, Payne would have a perfect analogy - if the young Mr. Martin had been 5 2 instead of 6 2 . . .