I met Meghan McCain once.
There was this guy standing next to her saying “in...out, in...out” over and over, in a low voice.
After this went on for some time, I finally asked the guy “Why do you keep repeating “in...out, in...out”.
He replied, “It’s my job to remind the imbecile to breathe.”.
What’s next-my mommy should pay more in taxes?
I love that story!!