I have a friend who got forced into a defensive manuever by a State Trooper then pulled over. When the trooper came back with the ticket, he told my friend to hang up the phone. Instead, my friend asked the trooper if he would like to explain to his commanding officer why he pulled the stupid stunt he pulled. The cop began to shake as he took the phone. At last word, Internal Affairs was involved.
I was widowed at a young age with four young children. I felt it was important to raise my children properly and not get remarried. And I do not drink at all. Over the years I have been stopped by Highway Patrolman and propositioned, but the funniest incident happened a few years ago, when I, in my 80s was pulled over while driving alone one night after visiting my sister who had just had a stroke. This nice young patrolman was very polite and friendly, but once he had seen my driver’s license, he apologized and told me to be on my way. Guess we all look younger in the dark.