[TigersEye]

It was a joke. Can't anybody take a joke anymore? I was kidding! My fridge has only FDA unapproved toxic Chinese tofu in it in accordance with WH dictats. It's not a cache either. I have significantly less than the maximum allowed. Less than three day's worth. I was joking!

Hold on a minute. Someone is knocking at .........

[Earthdweller]

OK Buddy..check yourself into a rehab for meat addictions. It’s the only way. In the mean time..I’m going to be incarcerated for broccoli trafficking but I know I’ll be out on good behavior. All is good in the collective.