You, my friend, are not.....(except in glory holes.....maybe. Ya gotta work on that technique.)
See the glaring difference?
What good have you accomplished, except, perhaps, to whelp a youngin' or two?
Accept the stark reality that THE WAR IS OVER AND THE CONFEDERACY LOST!
Don't like it?
Trade citizenships with a Mexican. He may well turn out to be a better American than you.