Since you did neither, your request is denied.
As for your other “comment”, that is merely your opinion. Opinions are like anuses; everyone has ‘em and most of them stink. Yours is particularly odorous.
I do wonder how you function in life being viewed by your peers as an idiot. It must be very hard for you.
So sad.
Have another wondrous day! I know *I* am!!!
:-D