Well, graccy, when you either substantiate or withdraw the charge that I am a “troll and provocateur”, I’ll consider your request.
Until then, my dear friend, you may piss up a rope and drink from the cup below it.
Have a wondrous day!
You supply all the substantiation necessary for anyone to reach that conclusion.
Oh, and did I mention that you're completely classless to boot? Good night. Sweat dreams.