[NMEwithin]

Cheney’s Weather Machine™ causes all the natural disasters across the globe as well...because he is evil!!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Cheney’s Weather Machine™ causes all the natural disasters across the globe as well...because he is evil!!

And Cheney also has a Time Machine that he uses to go back in time for his evil purposes. I heard that he was the one who convinced Hitler to kill all the Jews and I also heard that John Wilkes Booth was also Cheney in disguise! I think he was also the one who told Pilate to let Jesus be killed!

PS: Also Cheney is responsible for today's global warming! And he was responsible for the Ice Age too! (he took his weather machine back in time with him for that one).