Nope. I won’t have to bring you, you’ll already be in there. But I’ll bring the towel for you that you request. Consider it a gift. I’m not going to want it back.
Every time I've been tempted to try it there's always been a long line of Lost Causers ahead of me so I've given up on the idea. I just assumed that Porta-Potty pearl diving was one of those Southern things I just would never understand.