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LAZ FINALLY TAKES A STAND ON THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR!
May 3, 2010 | By Laz

Posted on 05/03/2010 7:04:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have finally taken a stand on the American Civil War. Read on!


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KEYWORDS: breasts; cw2; lolinternet; unnngh
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To: calex59

I was torn over whether to list that or “Dixie.”


221 posted on 05/03/2010 11:20:02 AM PDT by EternalVigilance ("In DC, it's about politics. In Arizona, it's about survival." -- Ralph Peters)
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To: Lazamataz

Si Cuba, habla espanol senor?


222 posted on 05/03/2010 11:23:48 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (The problem with Socialism is eventually you run our of other peoples money. Lady Thatcher)
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To: Lazamataz; pgyanke
Got a problem with Damn Yankees...?

Yes and no.

Hey! They were a good band! I LOVED their hit song!

223 posted on 05/03/2010 11:25:50 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Nam Vet; Lazamataz
Barkeep! Same as Laz, but on the rocks.

I'll second that request. Must be some berry berry good stuff.

224 posted on 05/03/2010 11:53:33 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (EPA will rule your life)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL Comment three deleted.... was that one of your Laz? LOL

Anyway, what did you put in your cornflakes this morning? B-12? B-6? I can’t remember the last time I saw you post before noon..... LOL

- well said by the way! ;)


225 posted on 05/03/2010 12:08:13 PM PDT by Danae (Don't like the Constitution, try living in a country with out one.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Cape Codpiece.... sounds interesting....


226 posted on 05/03/2010 12:15:11 PM PDT by Danae (Don't like the Constitution, try living in a country with out one.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

LOL

I could be worse..... Got stuck in a meeting, round table, with a fellow next to me with a vitamin issue... Namely some really foul fishy belches from the fish oil capsule.... Yea, hilarity ensued for hours....


227 posted on 05/03/2010 12:23:28 PM PDT by Danae (Don't like the Constitution, try living in a country with out one.)
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To: Lazamataz
I agree strongly with both sides of the argument.
228 posted on 05/03/2010 12:26:10 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: Lazamataz

I disagree strongly with both sides of the argument.


229 posted on 05/03/2010 12:26:15 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, here you go, trying to persuade freepers that there was a civil war way back when. I’m sure you think brother fought against brother and hundreds of thousands of Americans died in this fictional war. When will you stop this fantasy? When will you re-board the mothership?


230 posted on 05/03/2010 12:29:44 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought the civil war was about not putting your elbows on the table and not belching during dinner?


231 posted on 05/03/2010 12:54:49 PM PDT by Mind Freed (Maybe Obama was the Wright choice... Let's wait till everything Ayers out.)
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To: Lazamataz

The last one, or the next one?


232 posted on 05/03/2010 1:00:17 PM PDT by nina0113
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To: Lazamataz
 

 

You're a MORON!  

 

You're a GENIUS!  

 

233 posted on 05/03/2010 1:51:57 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Kiss my grits!


234 posted on 05/03/2010 1:57:38 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: Lazamataz
You Northern Yankees, your philosophy sucks! You are filled with phlegm and bile, and hate for hate’s sake. Yankees should be all segregated and put in camps for orderly liquidation. I am more prepared to live through a hurricane than I am to listen to one more invective-filled syllable about your SO CALLED ‘Southern Uprising’ when it is SO CLEAR that your INBRED MORONIC ANCESTORS CAUSED IT ALL! If we could fight the Civil War again, I would equip the South with nuclear weapons and blast every one of you into subatomic particles! Lincoln was a TYRANT and DICTATOR and the war was all about STATES RIGHTS so just get over your peabrained little arguments to the contrary. It’s obvious that ALL the problems in America come from YOUR side’s mistakes. The War of Northern Aggression was started by YOUR side because of the Epic Fail of your states to come to terms with the concepts of the rights of States.

You commie libs, your philosophy sucks! You are filled with phlegm and bile, and hate for hate’s sake. Liberals should be all segregated and put in camps for orderly liquidation. I am more prepared to live through a hurricane than I am to listen to one more invective-filled syllable about your SO CALLED ‘CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN" liberal commie uprising, when it is SO CLEAR you are descended from the same INBRED MORONIC ANCESTORS that introduced the filth of communism that has destroyed nations. If we could fight Civil War II, I would equip our conservative states with nuclear weapons and blast every one of you into subatomic particles! "O" is a TYRANT and DICTATOR and is pushing us into a war all about our STATES' CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, so just get over your pea-brained little arguments to the contrary. It’s obvious that ALL the problems in America come from YOUR side’s mistakes. The cold war between Libs and Conservatives' was started by YOUR side because of the Epic Failure of your party to come to terms with the concept of the United States Constitution.


You Southrons, your philosophy sucks! You are filled with phlegm and bile, and hate for hate’s sake. Southrons should be all segregated and put in camps for orderly liquidation. I am more prepared to live through a hurricane than I am to listen to one more invective-filled syllable about your SO CALLED ‘War of Northern Agression’ when it is SO CLEAR that your INBRED MORONIC ANCESTORS CAUSED IT ALL! If we could fight the Civil War again, I would equip the North with nuclear weapons and blast every one of you into subatomic particles! Lincoln was a GOD among men and the war was all about SLAVERY so just get over your peabrained little arguments to the contrary. It’s obvious that ALL the problems in America come from YOUR side’s mistakes. The Rebellion was started by YOUR side because of the Epic Fail of your states to come to terms with the concepts of the rights of people not to be slaves.


You Right-wing Terrorists,your philosophy sucks! You are filled with phlegm and bile, and hate for hate’s sake. Right wingers should be all segregated and put in camps for orderly liquidation. I am more prepared to live through a hurricane than I am to listen to one more invective-filled syllable about your SO CALLED ‘War for our Constitutional Rights.’ when it is SO CLEAR that your INBRED MORONIC ANCESTORS CAUSED IT ALL! If we could fight Civil War II, I would equip our socialist cause with nuclear weapons and blast every one of you into subatomic particles! Our "The One" is a GOD among men and this cold war is all about human equality for all, including our illegals, so just get over your pea brained little arguments to the contrary. It’s obvious that ALL the problems in America come from YOUR side’s mistakes. This Rebellion was started by YOUR side because of the Epic Fail of your party to come to terms with the concepts of the rights of ALL people, citizens or not, black or brown, Ahab or Mexican. (...and maybe some women who think like we do.)

235 posted on 05/03/2010 2:08:31 PM PDT by mstar
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, Laz... Now, to get serious for a second, let's examine the positions of the two sides and you'll see what the problem was. The South was nearly all - I can't think of a single exception - south of here. And from their point of view, the North was pretty much north of there. Except for the parts that were east and west of one another, like North and South Carolina.

It just isn't reconcilable short of a nuclear holocaust, and they didn't have nukes then, or Mom and Dad saying "you two stop fighting or we're gonna stop the car right now!" because they didn't have cars back then either. There was no real alternative but insane suicidal bayonet charges against massed artillery. Which they did have back then.

I hope I've proved my point.

236 posted on 05/03/2010 2:21:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Lazamataz

I see you’re voting “present.”


237 posted on 05/03/2010 3:16:35 PM PDT by happygrl (Continuing to predict that 0bama will resign)
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To: Lazamataz
Up...
238 posted on 05/03/2010 3:16:51 PM PDT by Chode
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To: Lazamataz

Are you sure you want your lovingly crafted thread hijacked and turned into literary madness?

[Laz gives “Of Course” look]

Okay!


239 posted on 05/03/2010 3:39:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Lazamataz; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"I won’t be satisfied unless this becomes an Undead Thread."

That isn't up to me, but I can help you kill it.

Allow me to recite my poem, "Blue Against The Gray".

Ahem ... (That's me clearing my throat ...)

240 posted on 05/03/2010 4:43:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
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