[Non-Sequitur]

"I hates the Constitution, this "Great Republic," too!
I hates the Freedman's Bureau and uniforms of blue!
I hates the nasty eagle with all its brags and fuss,
And the lying, thieving Yankees, I hates 'em wuss and wuss!

I hates the Yankee nation and everything they do,
I hates the Declaration of Independence, too!
I hates the "Glorious Union" -- 'tis dripping with our blood,
And I hates their striped banner, and I fit it all I could"

-- Innes Randolph

A far more accurate description of your views and those of your compatriots, I think.

[central_va]

Major Randolph had more honor in his little finger than the entire Night Crawler Brigade.