[Red Steel]

Are you telling me we cant elect a Hot Thai Babe in a bikini? Please, say it aint so :(

I'd say a Hot Thai Babe would be better at President than Obama. ;-)

[PA-RIVER]

The French guy, Sarkozy, maybe we could elect his wife?

I think shes been to America once or twice, so we got the NBC thing down. Unlike Obama, she loves us, so that's a plus. I think it could work. Dems would vote for her under the assumption that she hates us because shes french. I see a landslide victory for her.