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I have finally figured this out, Obamination was born near South Australia. His mommy 9 months preggers went on a three hour tour from Hawaii on the USS Minnow and a terrible storm came up eventually landing them in South Australia, Mommy gave birth "at sea" in International waters.

If it wasn't for the courage of the brave crew all would have been lost! The Professor contacted granny Dunham by radio and granny filed docs in Hawaii to make sure Obie could be a US citizen as none of the family spoke Australian.

Ginger and Mary Ann changed his diapers so Ann didn't learn how until later when she arrived in Washington State.

The millionaire and his wife fronted the money for Obies schooling as they thought it brought them luck that he was born at sea and they all arrived alive on land.

The Captain and Gilligan have been running boat charters back in Hawaii and Gilligan's girlfriend is Chiyome Fukino who is also Obama's Godmother.

I claim the rewards!!

G'day mates!