On the other hand, you just might be be Charlette herself, one never knows who one is communicating with. The one thing you have shown yourself to be is totally incapable of reading an article and retaining the information there-in.
Name that movie:
Holmes: How can I be expected to maintain the character when you belittle me in front of those hooligans?
Watson: Character? Are we talking about the same man who once declared with total conviction that the late Colonel Howard had been bludgeoned to death with a blunt *excrement*?
Holmes: Is it my fault you have such poor handwriting?