[MARTIAL MONK]

Multiple sources contend that a special arm of the shadow government is in charge of the world wide illegal drug trade in order to fund the high costs of developing and deploying the UFO technologies; the underground bases etc.

mmmmmm. Sounds like peyote.

[Quix]

I guess you never read the report about the government high ranking something or other who was so disgusted with Billdo Klintoon’s brick of what—heroine or cocaine and such goings on that he protested strongly and resigned his position at those levels.