How about this for a dress code:
1. All outfits must have sleeves at least to the elbows - I don’t want to see or smell your underarm hair or sweaty armpits. That goes for no cleavage. Get rid of the guys with Italian undershirts and the gals wearing tank tops.
2. All bottom attire must reach close to the waist and extend to near the knee at least - I don’t want to see your butt crack, have your pants fall down, see your underwear, or sit in a seat touched by your exposed, shedding, sweaty skin. No ghetto pants or skintight miniskirts or short shorts.
Please people - let’s remember that you have to sit in the same seats formerly occupied by these buffoons. Even nudist cruises insist on everyone sitting on a towel rather than putting bare skin on public surfaces.
“Even nudist cruises insist on everyone sitting on a towel rather than putting bare skin on public surfaces.”
How many nudist cruises have you been on? ;o)
Well, why stop there? Why have anyone show any skin at all? Perhaps we should just have Burkas for all!
And why stop at airlines? Why not offices, schools, libraries, restaurants, buses and taxi-cabs?
And I’m sure you will instill the same no-skin dress code in your home, right? After all—you wouldn’t want company to come in contact with anything that RAW skin (shiver... the horrors) may have touched!