Jedi Master Diana (speaking of Paula-type compliments): "There's something in his spirit ... and it's not his hair"
ROFLMAO! Suckjaya's perm! It's like he's trying to morph into Diana Ross. He looks ridiculous.
What song is he butchering ... ? "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" AWFUL! I'm disgusted. Seriously, he makes me sick.
Randy: "What is REALLY going down, Dog? I dont' even know what to say. (Simion is laughing) Dude, it wasn't very good. Thank God for the background singers. The hair is rockin' though."
Paula: "You're the sweetest soul" ouch ...
Simon: "The only similarity [to Diana Ross] is the hair style." (tepid booing from the audience, mixed with laughter) "You're brave, I'll give you that."
This is crazy. THEY ALL KNOW HE'S A JOKE! Except Suckjaya. He apparently thinks he's great.
Of course he's a JOKE, but the irony of it all is obviously there is a contigent of 13 yr olds who just love his hair!!! I'll bet this kid uses a curling iron twice as much as anyone of his little teenie bopper fans do.
That's why he's there, they all want to see if they can get their hair to do what his does!!