[Petronski]

When did you stop beating your dog, nopardons?

False analogy.

While there is no evidence that nopardons has ever beaten a dog, you have worked on multiple failed candidacies.

And you turned down a job at the White House--true or false, a pathetic, pitiful claim.

[EternalVigilance]

Your problem is that you get your weird information about me from antifreeper cesspools, or at least conduits that lead there.

Makes you look like a fool to all who know the facts.

[nopardons]

I'm not a dog person and don't own a dog. I wouldn't ever beat a harmless pet.