Try not to accuse me of being a jerk without any evidence.
I am a dad with 2 kids, a great life, and a fabulous wife. Saying I am a jerk is indicating that you don't have a clue who I am.
How's that? Touchy?
Why don't you calm down and apologize for a knee-jerk reaction.
No. I will not apologize for calling you a jerk. You are acting like a jerk.
Like I said before, calm down a bit. This is a thread about apples for goodness sake!