[silent_jonny]

I have to post a brief excerpt from the lastest TVgasm recap . They must lurk on this thread ;)

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Yes, there was crying and sobbing all around -- mostly from the girls, but also from Sundance, whose tears threatened to wilt the mighty power of his trowel-esque goatee. Aaaand he's earned at least three week's immunity with that show of emotion.

... Ryan then introduced us to last week's winner of the American Idol Challenge, and GOOD GOD! What is that beast in the front row??? Oh, it's just the guy who won. And yes, he lived up to scary Internet stereotypes: fat, hairy, bespectacled, unseemly, and suffering from mangled teeth. The women next to him looked utterly pleased to be within his stench.

Ryan then introduced us to this week's very special musical guest / Idol alumna: Kelly Pickler. Yes, The Pickle returned, AND HOW! Sporting a new set of fake boobs and a dumb, new hairstyle, Kelly looked like she was going on thirty-five (which was not a good thing). I know that haircut is so Nashville, but good God, it was awful. And those breasts. So distractingly huge now...

[retrokitten]

LMAO! I read the whole thing. It's really funny.

[conservativebabe]

I read the whole 9 pages too! Good stuff.

"Suckjaya" LMAO!

[GraniteStateConservative]

She just used this...