"LOL! As opposed to self righteous mobs with stones?"
Laugh at yourself.
You're failing to recognize that Mary had repented of her sin and with great joy over her forgiveness, wept at the feet of Jesus.
These two women are now where near repenting of their sin. In fact, by their example they are inspiring other weak minded people to follow their lead.
It is far more entertaining to laugh at your tortured faith.
Oh dear - don't tell me you are one of those *Mary Magdalene was a sexy prostitute* types are you? Have you got a link for that one? :-)