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To: Mojave; bonfire

Well, Joe Smith died in a gun fight, he was chased by prosecutors across the north-east for fraud, he published a prophecy declaring there were men on the moon who were five feet tall and dressed like quakers, and he had so many women no one can identify them all. He wrote "the book of Abraham" which he alleged was a translation of an Egyptian heiroglyph scroll. The original scroll and Smith's original translation thereof fell into the hands of credible academic institutions, who laughed themselves silly at Smith's "translation" before the Mormon elders appeared and paid a huge summ of money to purchase the translation back and file it away safely in the Mormon archives where it has never been read from again. The Mormon church is a massive commercial enterprise, owning many businesses and raking in millions. Its founders have populated the west with their thousands of descendants from huge numbers of women. During temple initiation ceremonies, participants take blood oaths calling down murderous curses on themselves if they ever reveal the secrets of the temple and authorizing fellow mormons to kill them if they do. They swear up and down that the American Indians are middle-eastern descendants despite the fact that DNA studies have shown them to be descended from Mongolians. They wear holy underwear which many of them claim is literally bulletproof.

These are the beliefs and committments of Mitt Romney.
Such beliefs and committments matter. And as to whether
or not this is a cult?

Let's see: false, extremist, unconventional living, under the guidance of an authoritarian charismatic leader!

Hmmmm. Maybe they are just playing a big, protacted, McDonald's Happy Meal game over the entire state of Utah.


875 posted on 12/16/2006 4:22:44 PM PST by FarRockaway (This despotic gerrymander a greater freedom than what once was?)
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To: FarRockaway
Well, Joe Smith died in a gun fight, he was chased by prosecutors across the north-east for fraud, he published a prophecy declaring there were men on the moon who were five feet tall and dressed like quakers... These are the beliefs and committments of Mitt Romney.

Quote him.

876 posted on 12/16/2006 4:28:02 PM PST by Mojave
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