Run away, run away, by all means, runs away! But the next time you appear, maybe you'll tell us why you prefer napkins to tampons.
"Frankly, I couldn't care less; not even if a gun was held to my head."
Oh, you're good. You know insults would probably bring me back. It's just hard to not respond to your spew.
This is an obvious lie. If you really, honest-to-God did not care in the least, you wouldn't reply. And you know it.
As for the rest, I'm not going to let you bait me into saying something you can hit the abuse button on. I suspect that is what you're going for.