Ha! What an interesting juxtapositon!
Kids, this is your brain on drugs:
Do you have ED?
You havin' problems crashing out at night?
Cholesterol got you down?
Maybe you have a "going" problem:
Surely you can no longer get it up . . .
Going bald?
Do your feet itch?
Oh, and remember, kids, drugs are evil. Especially marijuana.
Translation: Two million VW Bugs puffed, IOW, smokers spent enough money on cigarettes to buy that many cars.
Translation: Evil tobacco companies raining down their products, the flowers that are dying include strength, national health and national wealth.
(grinning) We always thought so too.
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Kids, this is your brain on drugs:
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I have to admit, though, that little lizard looking itch-thing has always creeped me out.
:-)