No I accuse you of making things up for the 5th reason, and the 5th reason alone - what you say goes against what dozens of historians have found through their research. So the choice boils down to who do I believe is wrong yet again, possibly for the 10 thousandth time - reputable historians or you. I choose the later.
"History is FICTION, popularly agreed on by tyrants & conquerers."
that too is TRUE!